Mafia night = The greatest night ever

Last night I was introduced to a little game called Mafia. Apparently everyone had heard of this game and it was common knowledge that it was the greatest game ever they all just waited till I was halfway into my 25th year of my life to inform me about it. Thanks guys.

If you haven’t played the game before quickly invite 10 people over to your house so you can enjoy the arguing and figure pointing.

I would be so sure I knew who the mafia was and then someone would wink at me! What was that? My mind would try to figure out why he would wink? Was he winking at me or at the person next to me? Are they forming an alliance? So you confront them.

Me: Why did you wink?
Him: I didn’t wink?
Me: Yes you did!
Him: No I swear I didn’t!
Me: I saw you. You like right at me or the person behind me and winked in the middle of your sentence.
Him: NO I DIDNT! (Yelling louder)
Me: YES YOU DID! (Rising above everyone’s laughter)
Me: I think you are the mafia!
Him: Well I think you are the mafia!

You see the amazing logic and reasoning behind my arguing? I should be a kindergarten teacher I could argue with the kids all day. "Yaaahuuuu" "Naaaahuuuu". I ended up being wrong and me and him were the last two people alive only to be killed by the most cunning and elusive Amelia. I didn’t even see it coming!

We played for 6 hours. It was pretty amazing. I lost my voice, and all reasoning and logic by the end of the night.