Disco bowling....dancing or bowling?

I like to bowl. I bowl on a team. I enjoy bowling. I am a night person. Putting these short sentences together you can easily make the conclusion that I would like to bowl at night. This is not possible...apparently there is a rule that all bowling allys turn into disco clubs at night. Bowling still takes place but you cant see so whats the point?

We went bowling last night and when we walked it the music was blaring and disco lights were everywhere, i guess i didn't get the memo because i brought my bowling ball and not my skates. Dont get me wrong. I like dance music and i don't even mind listening to it when i bowl...i just dont like the lights out and some high school girl in the lane next to me wearing nothing taking 100000 mins to bowl because she is doing her best impression of shakira before she throws the ball into the gutter.

There is no night besides league nights where you can bowl normal...i guess i will have to wake up early on a Saturday and go during the day.