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Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. -Mark Twain *note that all the events noted in this blog actually occurred but might be slightly over exaggerated to enhance the story as the author sees fit.

Monday, October 30, 2006

Its Halloween time and you know what that means!

Girls, think of something pure and good and totally slut it up. That’s right it’s that time of the year again! All of the myspace pics get to be updated from last year’s pic to this year! It really shows character that you decided to be an angel who is half naked or a nurse in stockings. What you really look like is someone straight out of a porn movie..You might was well have someone walk behind you with a boom box playing 80s porn music.

I just want to say that the front yard of my house no longer looks like field of waving wheat. I didn’t know this but apparently when you rent a house you are supposed to treat it like crap. You can tell that the former renters of this house used this as their motto because my front yard is nothing but weeds. HUGE! Crabgrass covers my yard. It’s really embarrassing. My dad has always been big on keeping our yard nice and planting flowers, keeping the grass nice, the bushes from going out of control and the ants dead. All of those things were wrong with my yard and with the help of Jenkins and Gibbs we made huge improvements this weekend. Jenkins did the mowing and the edging and me Kevin and Jenkins got on our hands and knees and pulled a good section of our yard. It was hard work and my legs are beat. Between that and 3 soccer games this weekend I am feeling it today.

I went on a tear this weekend. I scored 5 goals in 3 games. I was just feeling good this weekend and got lucky on a few of them.

Halloween Fry Night (no costumes were worn at this party) was a huge success. I fried up some Oreos (which actually turned out ok) but I found a better batter for them now so next time they will be even better. I think my next fry challenge is to get funnel cakes down. Pugh did a surprise visit this weekend and it was good to see him. I went and bought a strawberry sweet cream gelato cake for the party. It was excellent! I ate and ate until I was so full I fell asleep. It was pretty funny everyone was tired and gone by midnight. Man I throw wild parties!

4 Comments:

Blogger happytheman said...

nobody invited me!

9:18 PM  
Blogger tshirtguy said...

You are way to wild for our parties!

10:24 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

did you ever get Life of Pi? i finished it on the plane, so we need to discuss it when you're done!

2:22 PM  
Blogger tshirtguy said...

Yaaaa...about that...I..ummm well I have yet to pick it up. I will get it and read it over the weekend. It must have been really good if you finished it that fast.

4:38 PM  

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