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Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Things I dont get

- Website who have a cool product but don't put the price. (Yes we know you love our product but you must e-mail us to find out how much it costs!)

- Guys who refer to their girlfriend/wife as their "old lady". (I didnt even realize you weren't talking about your mom until halfway through the conversation. Can't you think of something nicer to call her?)

- Drinking with no game or food in front of me. If we are all sitting around playing somthing (anything) then things are good. I don't understand the point of a bar.

- People who have no pride in their work. I don't care what you do take pride in it and do it to the best of your ability.

- Vegetarians. I dont understand not eating meat. If you dont like it thats one thing but not eating it on purpose? why? I love veggies, mushroom and tofu I completely understand how people could get addicted to it but most of the time my Vegetarian friends are eating a soy burger or a chicken paty that isnt chicken. Why? Just eat the real thing. I promise it wont kill you.

- People who don't call to confirm e-mails when they arent getting a response.

"Yes, I have left you 10 e-mails and you havent responded to one of them and I need my shirts tomorrow, what are you going to do about that?"

They always have my e-mail address spelled wrong.

1 Comments:

Blogger Rachel said...

I, too, had never heard the expression "old lady" for a girlfriend until recently. I didn't like it either.

And I don't understand drinking that doesn't contain some sort of fruity flavoring. If it ain't peach, or cranberry, I have no use for it.

9:42 PM  

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